before i forget

two things that happened yesterday:
– sat next to goapele at lunch. i swear i keep running into her and she must think i’m the biggest stalker in the world.  she has the most amazing skin.  whatever she’s using, i want.
– was at west coast brewery with co-workers and witnessed a bird poop into this guy’s drink.  i wasn’t sure whether to tell him or not — i didn’t — and he ended up DRINKING IT!!!  i hope he doesn’t get diarrhea.  or die.