dear bay area commuters

a) there is space in the middle of the car: move in and stop blocking the doors.

b) if this were new york and you wore your backpack in a crowded train or bus, someone would undoubtedly tap you on the shoulder and say with a smile “if your fucking bag bumps me one more time, i will rip it off you” — true story: take your bag off and hold it to make more room.

c) the worst place to take your time meandering, checking your phone or talking to a group of friends is anywhere in the vicinity of the turnstyles or exits: get out of the way or at least get out of my way.

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